Beta Bargain Bin

Hot from the wok! Extry extry! Extended fanfare!

Allow me to explain this present kerfluffle: all your hopes and dreams have come true. The Gombler Beta is here. Right now. Amongst us like a creepy ghost or Andy from accounting. Freaking Andy with his indie rock and League of Legends.

I feel as though the program is pretty easy to use, but hey, I created the thing. Look for Nate. I pretty much guarantee you a victory. To correlate my Starcraft 2 skill to a bear:

Ursus Thibetanus (giggle, Thibetanus)

We're getting a how-to video made this very day. It should be up this week on the site. So if you can't figure out how to use the program in the meantime, feel free to read the instructions more carefully.

Nathan Jackson

Supple Depot

It has been brought to my attention that there is a supposed "typo" in one of our strategy segments. Let me be clear: I will not allow my team to take shortcuts when it comes to your, the reader's, experience at Gombler. It was suggested that we "simply fix" this typo. No. That is a shortcut. Surely an announcement containing a convoluted explanation as to why this is an acceptable quality level is the longer path of which many shorter paths may "cut" to a resolution. Furthermore, who are we to declare that these depots are not supple? Perhaps this was the author's intention and the fact that these supple depots provide supply is merely coincidental! If I were a zergling would I attack a depot made of a material so supple? Would I even know what supple actually means outside of a relatively socially acceptable compliment to a woman's bosom?

Henceforth and hitherto, all supple supply depots shall be interchangeably known as either descriptor, but not sans descriptor. That wouldn't do.

Nathan Jackson