Showing posts with label Freakin Andy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Freakin Andy. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

The least interesting of blogs (for now)

Fine people of the internet, a riddle: What's up with Freakin Andy? About 5 months ago, Andy started to write his very own blog entry. Probably to defend himself from the verbal onslaught I've unleashed upon him. He never finished it. I believe the rest of the blog best suits my agenda if I let Andy just go ahead and speak for himself:

Hello. My name is Andy. No one reads this blog (yet....we hope). I'll save introductions for later.
So you probably have read (actually you probably haven't) Nathan's blog(s) below.  If you did, you learned a lot about bears.  If you didn't, you probably should. The end is near.

(C)aaaAAAaaandy Maaaaan!


Thanks, Andy. God bless.

Nathan Jackson

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Druthers, as She is Had

Someone once told me that the greatness of the Danes is not soon forgotten. I can attest that I now hate this person and, more importantly, the bands thon likes. Of course, we can't speak of hating bands without also speaking of freakin Andy. Freakin Andy loves him some indie. In honor of freakin Andy, we've decided to sport our own indie band. You know, to be ironic. We've narrowed the list of band names to the following:

Atmospheric Cold Wars
Undefined Shaking
Intermittent Apathy

Furthermore, our debut album name has been narrowed down to the following:

So What, Soviet?
Alleviated Concern
The Eden Hierarchy

This debut album will contain such hits as:

I'm a Hipster, B*tch
Eyes are Like Portraits (Best Viewed through Thick Frames)
This Coffee's Okay
Let Me Tell You of my Mission Trip to Mexico
Applied Fair Trade to Catan and Lost

We've already played five sold out venues, but haven't made any money. We like to pack the house, then kick everyone out right before we play and give them all refunds. Then we play to an empty house. It's more intimate and underground that way.

Tebow?

Nathan Jackson