Dwolla, a Discussion of Hyperbole (and Parenthetical)

Welcome "guest". Glad you could "checkout" this blog. This is the first official announcement type post where I tell you things that no one else has ever heard before. I'm that guy you know who tells you about all those indie bands you pretend to like before anyone else has heard of them so you seem cooler than you actually are (which is still pretty cool, I mean). HERE IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Gombler has purchased a small grizzly bear. And has also figured out how to use our phone's camera.

 

His name is Jake, Destroyer of Heavens and the Earth and the Legs of My New Couch. We call him Jake for short and are currently training him to shoot lasers out of his eyes.

Booooooooooom!



 

Furthermore, as you are most certainly aware, Gombler enjoys the services of Dwolla (r) (tm) (c) (esq.) for our monetary transactions. We (and you) are about to enjoy them even more and in a totally Platonic way! You know how before you had to make a Dwolla account AND a Gombler account just to lose your money to your friends playing SC2 (note: you probably don't)? Well now you just need the Gombler account, and use the brand crankin' new guest checkout feature that Dwolla has seen fit to partner with us to launch. Frankly, they're the reason that we can do things like charge you zero rake for a whole year: The Dwolla price (price is not capitalized!)!

 

Nathan Jackson